A story of a form5 boy..my friend’s fren..keep it secretly ~

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As shown above .. my title..a story of a form5 boy..

A boy name..SubSub..SubSub live in a comfortable family..his family members are friendly..okay..i feel bored to mention his family..lol..straight to the point, k?

SubSub is 17 this year (2009) 10 years ago..he was 7 years old A.K.A standard 1..xD..it was 10 years ago..as his family wasn’t that rich..just a normal family..his parents worked vryvryvry hard to earn money as today he lives in a comfortable house..10 years ago as he was having fun wif his parents..his dad was day dreaming and told him..ahzai ahzai..10 years later u form5..daddy buy a mercesdes or BMW for u to go to school..go show ur frens how good is ur life ~ xD..it was a vry sweet day dreaming..as kids always remembers their parents’ promise..rite?

Hmm..so..day by day..week by week..month by month..year by year..8 years had passed..his family had no more a poor family..and 1 day..as his dad brought their family out for a family day..started wif breakfast..went to a Bah Kuh Teh restaurant..and somewhere around that restaurant..there was a Proton car sale..and tat time..Satria Neo was created..and His Dad told him again..ahzai ahzai..this car not bad hor! ~ 2 years later u form5 i buy for u drive to school..okay? since the satria neo looks so nice to him..and he say..alright~Promise was kept again..the previous  promise( mercedes and bmw)..aiks..he just forget bout it >.< since got not bad d car to drive..he ed sastify le..

But then~! 2 years later !! its couple of weeks ago..(date not mention) his mum was driving a Gen-2 ..as his dad got many cars..his mum was bringing him to some where..and suddenly..his mum told him..ahzai ahzai..actualy hor..wanna buy this car for u geh ( gen-2) that sentence was sweet..but wif the word ” ACTUALY” its totaly sucks 1..then his mum continued wif..but mostly 1st cars were bought to bang..zzzzzzzz~ he was shocked..and he felt..ohno..the promise gona change again..and his mum said..daddy n mummy discussed and decided to buy u a……………

* PROTON WIRA AEROBAT* zzzzzz.. SubSub’s heart was…BROKEN..INTO…PIECES..T.T

He LOVED the Satria Neo so much..as his dad sells car..couple months ago..his dad bought back a satria neo..and that!! was the 1st time SubSub wash car so hardworking-ly..xD..he cleaned the car like the car was his..zzz..and few days ago..he went to his dad shop wanna test drive that car..and his dad told him..sold~..he was like..dad..u disappointed me…..waste his time washing his humble-dream-car.. (some teenagers wanna have GTR , IMPREZA , EVO,CELICA ,RX-8,FAIRLADY,Z4,CALDINA ETC ETC CARS AS THEIR DREAM CAR..But..SubSub is so Humble that he just wanna dream satria neo..thats enuf SETAKAT INI) lol~and that day ~ HE SAW DAM FUCKING MANY SATRIA NEOS PASSING BY LEFT AND RIGHT OF HIS EYES..his heart was like..pain~ sour~ bitter ~ salty~ aaihh..and his dad asked him again..

Ahzai ahzai..what car u wan neh? and he just replied..any car u wanna buy for me..cz..he knew..the car that would be drove by him is..WIRA AEROBAT..

As His mum said..1st cars were bought to bang..his mind was thinking..why dun u break the chain where u buy a better car for me to appreciate? Since his mummy wanna buy a cheaper car for him to bang..he thinks that..okay mum..since u wanna me to bang..i will bang AS HARD AS I CAN~ firstly..He will warn my neighbour..oi lembu..u jangan buat saya marah sama u..lebih baik u jangan try..sekali u try..i pastikan kereta saya masuk parking dalam toilet tingkat atas rumah lembu A.K.A Kandang you.. secondly..HE~ gona park his Wira..at the parking lot of Headmaster at school..he gona park headmaster’s place..if headmaster parked there..he surely bang the headmaster’s car as similiar as his penis shape..those mat rempit or paikia..u dun even lansi me..i make sure lye on the road beside my wira aerobat and i staring at u lansi-er than u..lastly..thoseeeee Mercedes ,BMW or those kereta cantik drivers..u never look down me..i make sure u cry hugging ur beloved car bang-ed by me..

Never look down of those cheap car drivers..u Nigga never knw how many BMWs,Mercedes,volvos,protons that thy had bang since the day they get their car..

How would u think if one day u ask a nerd boy..eh budak..u sudah umur berapa? 20 sudah mari..u masih bawa kereta Wira Aerobat..? u baaaaaaanyak siasui sama orang cina kami..

* DUN HANG URSELF IF HE TOLD U THIS*

haha..walaupun saya nampak banyak nerd..tetapi..u tak pernah tau lagenda saya..masa saya umur 17 .. i sudah K.O 10 buah BMW dalam perjalanan saya ke restaurant mamak tepi Pizza hut untuk makan sama kawan saya..masa saya 18..saya pun K.O 5 buah kereta Polis ronda semasa saya tengah paktor dengan girlfren saya masa malam..masa saya 19..saya langgar terbang 34 buah motosikal yamaha 125 yang begitu lansi dalam mata saya..pernah tengok motosikal yamaha 125 terbang? masa saya 20..saya tengah cari orang macam u untuk langgar pupus..lebih baik u lari cepat sebelum saya pupuskan u..GG..

Actualy its a joke bout me..read it and forget bout it..dun share..remember..dun share wif ur frens..i dun wanna be so famous wif my Wira Aerobat..xD..God Bless You..i dun wanna my legend is..masa saya umur17..saya langgar terbang 20 orang kawan saya yang mengkhianati saya..sebab mereka baca blog saya dan bagi tau kawan kawan lain..dan saya menjadi semakin semakin popular..we must be humble..so..saya langgar terbang mereka agar mereka akan ingat dengan pengajaran ini..

Sekian Terima Kasih~

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Arigato..

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